Musical The Phantom Of The OPERA
Poor Fool, He Makes Me Laugh
Phantom, Christine, Raoul, Carlotta, Meg
Confidante: They say that this youth has set my lady's heart aflame
1st FOP: His lordship sure would die of shock!
2nd FOP: His lordship is a laughing stock!
Confidante: Should he suspect her, God protect her
Shame, shame, shame!
This faithless lady's bound for hades
Shame, shame, shame!
Countess: Serafimo your disguise is perfect
Why who can this be?
Don attilio: Gentle wife admit your loving husband
My love, I am called to England on affairs of state
and must leave you with your new maid
Though I would happily take the maid with me
Countess: The old fool is leaving
Serafimo away with this pretence!
You cannot speak, but kiss me in my husband's absence
Poor fool, he makes me laugh ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha, Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Time I tried to get a better better half
Countess & Ensemble: Poor fool he doesn't know Ho ho ho ho ho
Ho ho------, --------
If he knew the truth he'd never ever go
Phantom: Did I not instruct that Box Five was to be kept empty?
Meg: He's here the Phantom of the opera
Christine: It's him... I know it... it's him...
Carlotta: YOUR part is silent, little toad!
Phantom: A toad madame? Perhaps it is YOU who are the toad...
Carlotta: Maestro, we go back to my recitativo
Countess: Serafimo away with this pretence!
You cannot speak, but kiss me in my CROAK
Poor fool, he makes me laugh Ha ha ha ha ha
Ha CROAK CROAK CROAK Ha CROAK CROAK CROAK CROAK
Phantom: Behold! She is singing to bring down the chandelier!
Carlotta: Non posso piu... I cannot... I cannot go on...
Piangi: Cara, cara... I'm here... It's all right... Come... I'm here...
Firmin: Ladies and gentlemen, we apologize
The performance will continue in ten minutes' time...
when the role of the countess will be sung by Miss Christine Daaé
Christine: Raoul!
Raoul: Don't worry! I'm with you
Andre: Yes, well In the meantime, ladies and gentlemen,
we shall be giving you the ballet from Act Three of tonight's opera
Maestro bring the ballet forward. The ballet now!
Firmin: Ladies and gentlemen. Please, remain in your seats. Do not panic.
it was an accident... Simply an accident...
Raoul: Christine, come with me
Christine: We must go up to the roof. We'll be safe there
